Damn You, Phoenix

Every time I think the Kings will finally pull ahead and claim the 2nd spot in the Pacific,

Phoenix goes and pees on my hope. 

(Blind Society)

This photo came up in my search for "Phoenix Coyotes Fail"

The Anaheim Ducks have been pretty irrelevant this year

so my anger has turned towards the Coyotes, 

who have somehow managed to be....oh it hurts to say...good.

Why Does Matt Greene Suck at Fighting?

Matt Greene looks like a menacing opponent standing tall at 6'-3" and weighing in at approximately 224lbs, but he's an absolutely horrible fighter.  I'm always disappointed when he gets into a scrap because the result is always the same: FAIL.

(AP Photo)

Matt Greene, fix yo' fightin' skills!