Showing posts with label Phaneuf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phaneuf. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2008

No Sympathy for Phaneuf

TSN is reporting that Dion Phaneuf's SUV was stolen the other day. Poor, Woofie, right? Wrong.

I do have to say that I would be absolutely devastated if my car was stolen, mainly because buying a new one would require delving into my Kings season tickets/house down payment fund. Since there's only street parking in my neighborhood and I live in the gay ghetto I'm always worried that I'll leave for work and not be able to find my car.

With that said...I have no sympathy for people who do stupid shit like leaving your car running while you get something because you're too lazy or too trusting (stupid) to turn it off, run your errand, and come back and turn your car on.

The article reports that:

"Phaneuf left his SUV running and he came back out just in time to see the perpetrator rolling away.

Phaneuf did not want to discuss the incident following the Flames overtime loss to the Avalanche."


Yeah, I wonder why he didn't want to discuss the incident...because he realized what a moron he is for practically handing over the keys to some lucky bastard criminal. What's next, is he going to leave his 500G iPod, Gucci sunglasses, and Tag Heuer watch on the dashboard, tempting every person who walks by to break the passenger window and walk off with the loot? This is why I trust NO ONE. C'mon people, let's use our brains.