Dear Kings Offense,
Where are you?
Dear Teddy Purcell,
You should try passing to your own teammate.
Dear Patrick O'Sullivan,
Are you still playing with the Kings?
Don't yell at yourself too much. You look like Dominik Hasek and that's not attractive.
Dear Denis Gauthier,
You should consider taking lessons from Drew Doughty.
Dear Kings Power Play,
You do realize the other team is short-handed, right?