Monday, January 12, 2009

Dear Kings, Did you really just lose to Tampa Bay?

That game was terrible. It's time to write some letters:

Dear Kings Offense,

Where are you?

Love,
k.m.stiles



Dear Teddy Purcell,

You should try passing to your own teammate.

xoxo,
kms



Dear Patrick O'Sullivan,

Are you still playing with the Kings?


Regards,
kmstiles



Dear Hot Swede Erik Ersberg,

Don't yell at yourself too much. You look like Dominik Hasek and that's not attractive.

Best,
kms2



Dear Denis Gauthier,

You should consider taking lessons from Drew Doughty.

Yours truly,
k.m.s.


Dear Kings Power Play,

You do realize the other team is short-handed, right?

Sincerely,
kms2

4 comments:

Kirsten said...

Dear Vincent Lecavalier,
You're really hot, even if you did beat the Kings.
Love,
Kirsten

Patty (in Dallas) said...
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k.m.stiles said...

Kirsten: very true. very true.

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