Flash forward to January 2010, Getzlaf is now 24 and just won a gold medal. As Canada celebrated the victory sans helmets, I couldn't help but wonder who the old guy was....until I realized it was Ryan Getzlaf. Sure, this may be below the belt, a cheap shot, but whatever it's all in good fun, but seriously, holy moly, my 75+ year old grandfather has more hair. (I know, good genes.)
Woah, Getzie...where did your hair go?
Back in 2007 the bald spot was limited to the top back of the head, the usual balding spot location. But now it's spread to the front. How much longer till he has a clear bald runway? Till he shaves it? Till he grows the Bob Miller comb over cover-up? Oh Getzlaf, it's a good thing you're a pretty good hockey player. I wonder what Bucci thinks of you now.
P.S. Of course he can't help his bald spot; I'm only making fun of him because he's a Duck.
P.P.S When I went to Getzlaf's Wikipedia page today, this is what it said: