Monday, August 27, 2007

There is a God!

Somehow in my quest to actually do work at work and not surf the interwebs all day, I missed the glorious news that is Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert splitting up! A Big Thanks to Bitchany who posted it at her blog.

According to
OK! Magazine, the two have split after 2-years together and some sources speculate that Elisha "I'm-a-bag-lady-at-heart" Cuthbert was the one who broke it off. Some sources *ahem* falsely *ahem* state that Aves was hitting on Paris Hilton, but we all know that Sean would never double dip with Jose Theodore. (If you couldn't tell, I get my news from very reliable sources.)

I could have sworn that Elisha and Sean were engaged and apparently so did
this website. I went in search of more sources citing the split and could only find the National Ledger but the article is citing OK! Magazine. I have no idea how reliable OK! Magazine is so I can only hope that it reports the truth!

So what will my douchey-cocky ex boyfriend do now that he's single? Well, he could go back to being Cammy's wingman, spend his millions on a new haircut, buy
The Code and read about why turtling is not very respectable, buy self-help books since his ego was severely bruised by Glen Sather, or hire JR as a life coach in order to help him deal with organizations that call you out and guide him into an acting career after hockey. Sean has so many options for life without Elisha. Let's just hope he stays away from those nasty broads who claim to be in showbiz.

13 comments:

Bitchany said...

Haha you put it a lot better than me...plus I can't let anybody know that I actually like Sean Avery.

Kirsten said...

I read that too while I was at the gym (so I read trashy magazines while working out. What are you gonna do about it?), and was shocked. My cousin figures it's cause she figured out that he's a douche.

KMS2 said...

bitchany: Do you really care about Aves or are you just saying that to make me happy?

kirsten: you think it really took Elisha two years to figure out he's a douche? she must be dumber than I had initially thought. or maybe she thought she could "change" him.

Teebz said...

Great post! I totally broke out laughing. :o)

I added you to the list on my blog as well. Great writing! I'll be back often!

KMS2 said...

Teebz, I enjoyed your blog, too. I love writing about Avery because the stories just write themselves.

Isleschick said...

I like reading trashy mags when I work out too..! Anyway, wonder who he'll date next.

Kirsten said...

Isleschick-doesn't it make the time go so much faster? I don't even know why.

kms2-Probably the second option. I don't know that anyone is dumb enough to date him for two years and not figure out that he's a douche. I have to say, though, some of these star-type people amaze me with their stupidity.

KMS2 said...

I definitely pick up trashy mags when I travel. But I get my daily dose of celebrity ridiculousness from The Superficial.

Elisha Cuthbert has to be dumb as bricks if she thought she could change Avery. I wonder who Avery will date next...

Kirsten said...

We should lay bets...

KMS2 said...

We should lay bets...

Oh we totally should. You gave me a great idea for a post. I'll try to write it this weekend.

Kirsten said...

BTW, I really liked "The Code". Written by a local author, so it was everywhere, and one day I finally decided to pick it up. I was rewarded for doing so, but my friends made fun of me for coming to this realisation so late.

KMS2 said...

I just finished "The Code" and have been meaning to write a "review" of it. I think it would be fun if everyone who read it wrote a review of it, although I'm not sure who else has read it. I sort of liked it but sort of didn't. I'm still conflicted about how I feel about it as a whole.

Kirsten said...

That would be fun, maybe you could just put a random blurb about it at the end of a HLOG post asking if anyone has read it?