The Kings are 0 for 2 in playoff series when The Briggs perform at home games. Superstitious much? Yes.
They're just taking up seats! What a disgrace.
Solution:
Do not ever allow The Briggs to perform at home playoff games. This isn't Nashville. We don't need live music before and during games. We don't need a live faux punk band attempting to pump up the crowd.
Better Solution:
Do not ever play The Briggs song "This is LA" in relation to anything Kings related. Also, get a new freaking team motto. I'm sick and tired of seeing Pride = Passion = Power.
Yesterday I asked my buddy which team he considers his absolute "favorite" out of the "Big 4" sports (hockey, football, basketball, baseball). After thinking about it, he gave me his initial answer. I then told him about what I'm going to tell you, and then my buddy suddenly changed his answer to the L.A. Kings. What caused this reversal? Superstition and the ridiculous belief that ANYTHING we do as fans (aside from pulling a DeNiro in The Fan) has an effect on the outcome of a sports game.
Granted, I will accept the following arguments which thus form the exception to the above belief:
- Seattle Seahawks home games and the incredible number of false starts for the visiting teams - Boise State's atrocious blue field and the fact that their home jerseys match the color of that "grass" - UCSB Basketball games at The Thunderdome, where visiting teams are forced to endure insults from fans that are positioned right behind the bench, as well as forced to dodge flying tortillas
Other than those three scenarios (and to be honest the third one really isn't that big of a deal ever since UCSB lost their TV deal back in the day because of the flying tortillas and subsequent technical fouls assessed on our team), whether you cheer loudly at games and hurl insults at opposing players will generally have no outcome on the final score. Yet we still believe it does.
Similarly, whether I put on my left skate before my right skate before playing a hockey game should have absolutely no effect on the final score. But the truth is that I follow the exact same routine putting on my goalie pads as I've done for the past 16 years. Why? Because I'm extremely superstitious and deep down I know that if I don't follow that exact routine, I'll get shelled for a ton of goals and lose the game.
I am now faced with the following dilemma. On the one hand, the Kings are my favorite team out of the four major sports here in the US. By far. Not even close. I would love nothing more than the personally witness the Kings win tonight's game, forcing a Game 7 which would lead to an inevitable Sharks collapse. On the other hand, I'm currently 0-2 this playoff series while watching the Kings in person. In fact, I'm 0-3 if you factor in watching the Kings with my eyes. (I was at a bar with friends watching Game 1.) For Games 2 and 5, I had commitments which kept me from watching those games - and so I risked the wife's fury and continuously checked the progress of the games via ESPN mobile and Twitter.
My record doing this? 2-0.
Now, do I go to tonight's game? Do I stay at home and watch the game on TV? Do I only follow the game via ESPN mobile and Twitter?
My brain is thinking Option 3, but superstition might blow back in my face because I'm not "forced" into checking the score via ESPN mobile and Twitter. Plus I'm airing this out to the general public, something that I almost never do with my superstitions.
This is what caused my buddy to change his answer. He said out of all of the teams he loves, he'll adhere to his superstitious ways only for Kings games. Whether it's wearing the exact same jersey to all the games, ordering the exact same drinks from the bar, doing the exact same celebration when they score - whatever it takes. That, he said, is how he knows the Kings are his favorite sports team.
Me? Right now I'm thinking of watching the game at the concession area of the Toyota Sports Center seeing as how I have my first game of the season right after the Kings game. I've had extremely good luck watching games there. (Cough cough, Lakers-Celtics, Game 7...)
I know not everyone's going to love all the same Kings players I love, but at the very least I hope hockey fans will show respect to certain players that deserve it, such as Anze Kopitar, the 2nd Season Drew Doughty, and Dustin Brown. Another Kings player that deserves recognition? Jonathan Quick. It really pisses me off when hockey fans outside of LA can't see what a top rate goaltender he is. So naturally, I became enraged this morning when I popped on over to Puck Daddy and read the "What We Learned" feature by Ryan Lambert. He described a save by Quick in Game 5 as:
A great save on a great night from Jon Quick, a not-great goalie
Are you fucking kidding me!?!? "A not-great goalie"? Get the fuck outta here Ryan Lambert. Just because he looks like he'd fit in better in a Charlie Brown comic strip than on an NHL team, doesn't mean he's a not-great goalie.
(Photo by John David Mercer / US Presswire)
Team USA goaltender, Jonathan Quick
Look through the games this past season and you'll find plenty of evidence that proves Jonathan quick is a great goaltender. It's no secret offense has been a problem all season long. A season where the power play was more of a negative and the penalty kill was one of their strongest points, in order to win games the Kings had to rely on their defense, especially their goaltender, and Jonathan Quick routinely saved his teammates's asses this year. The Kings wouldn't be where there are right now without him. So yeah, I'm a little offended that someone would call Quick "a not-great goalie".
So, Game 6 is tonight...I still don't have much faith in the Kings' chances to advance, but it would be so effin' awesome if they could force a Game 7 in San Jose. And seriously, it would royally suck if the Kings didn't get at least one home playoff win this year. C'mon boys, just win one home playoff game.
Three of the lines were completely mixed up in Game 5, but the one constant throughout this series was the success of the Clifford-Richardson-Simmonds line. It looked like Clifford was going to be credited with the first two goals, but Simmonds barely got a stick on the puck for the first goal. Regardless, Clifford has 5 points this series (3G, 2A) and Joe Thornton has 3 points (1G, 2A).
Despite the amazing offensive production of the "third" line, the story of the Game 5 was Jonathan Quick's unbelievable performance in goal. I lost count of the number of times he made a huge save and I said, "Quick deserves a kiss for that save".
(from CardiacKid67) everyone's jealous of the hug and kiss
When the final buzzer sounded and the team congratulated Quick, it looked like Doughty may have planted a kiss on Quick's helmet, but it was difficult to see. I couldn't find any evidence online, so instead I'll assume it looked something like this:
I bet Niemi was so far back in his crease because he, like all Kings fans, was also thinking "there is NO WAY he's going to score".
So the series continues on Monday in LA. Who the eff knows what'll happen or who'll be playing or who decides to show up and contribute. I'm just glad the Ducks have been eliminated. Good job, Predators!
I grew up playing AYSO, club, and high school soccer and had many coaches over the years with personalities all over the spectrum. I had coaches that blew off the handle at any little mistake, another coach that routinely screamed "YOU'RE KILLING ME!!" to 12-year old girls, and another coach who went so ape-shit during a game that parents on the other side of the field were scared for us.* I truly appreciate coaches who can calmly navigate a team through highs and lows, bad refereeing, mistakes, etc. and still bring out the best in his players, especially when they're playing from behind and are able to finish on top. But even the calmest coaches can lose it. And sometimes it's these rarest of moments, when the coach who has kept his cool for so long finally lays into his team, that can be so meaningful and have the most impact on his players.
So tonight, if the Kings look like shit again and Terry Murray reluctantly calls a timeout, then I sincerely hope he turns into Bruce Boudreau and goes absolutely crazy at his team and finishes his 30 second tirade with a line as awesome as "GET OUR ASSES OUTTA OUR HEADS!" Sometimes it takes a real stern talking to in order to get the point across, especially if coddling them isn't working in the playoffs.
(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images North America)
happy? sad? angry? concerned? constipated? who knows.
And in case you haven't heard, LA Kings Insider reported that Scott Parse, who's been broken almost the entire season, will be back in the lineup, Dustin Penner and Jarret Stoll will be dropped to the 4th line, Alexei Ponikarovsky will be sitting on the sidelines (because obviously he was the problem this whole time), and Oscar Moller is still scratched so Kevin Westgarth can pretend to be a useful NHL player.
Well, it was a good run. At least we know the team will still be LA next season.
*after I read that sentence several times I realized that all those years the parents were ok with having these crazed men scream at their little girls. And this is girls soccer we're talking about. It's not like we actually have a chance of making it big as a professional girl's soccer player. This is only makes me realize how insane youth sports can be for boys, especially junior hockey, where parents will probably let anything go as long as it means their son has a shot at the NHL. I think it made me mentally tougher as a kid, but I'm not sure how I'm going to feel about this when I have kids who play youth sports....or maybe I'll be thankful someone else can yell at my kids the way I wish I could.
If you're a Sharks fan, you must be stoked to finally see Ghost Joe Thornton appear for the 2011 playoffs. If you're a Kings fan, this is probably how you felt about last night's game.
The Kings' defensive breakdowns last night were inexcusable. There are only so many miracles Quick can conjure and he used all of them (and more) in the first period fighting off that two-man disadvantage. He deserved that standing ovation at the end of the first.
If I'm Quick, this is probably what I'm thinking right now:
The part that really kills me is that entering the third period, we were only down one goal. At this point I'm feeling shockingly optimistic, especially since Brad Freaking Richardson now has two goals in the playoffs.
And then the defensive breakdown of the century occurred.
Give Richardson credit for his third goal here
There's simply no excuse for Richardson to blow his coverage like that. There's simply no excuse for the Kings to completely melt down and let the Sharks score 6 on them in consecutive games.
Again, being a lifetime Kings fan has taught me these ever-important words: "Maybe next year."
Yet, being the eternal optimist, you can't win Game 7 without first losing three games.
Here's to the Kings. And, honestly, Blackhawks - because the only thing to take the sting out of this post-season would be to see last year's post-season nemesis go down in flames.
Game 3 was a gut-wrenching loss, Game 4 was just disappointing. This is why I was protesting the first round by not buying tickets. But, thanks to the hermano, he gave me an extra ticket to Game 4 so I could witness history being made....the Kings allowing 6 goals in consecutive playoff games.
I hate coming off as a pretentious know-it-all Kings fan, but I'm really frustrated with Terry Murray's coaching decisions in this series. I haven't felt this way since 2006 when Marc Crawford refused to bench Dan Cloutier despite the fact he was letting in an early soft goal almost every single game he started. Dustin Penner has been dead weight all series long, with the exception of his one brilliant play where he fed a perfect pass to Michal Handzus. Last night was the second time this series he was demoted to the fourth line by the end of the game. Really, Murray? It takes you two periods to finally reprimand Penner for being effing worthless in the game? I wonder if Murray refuses to start him on the fourth line because he's giving him a clean slate each game or because he knows Penner won't be able to do much playing alongside Kevin Westgarth. Which brings me to my next point.
Why in the world is Kevin Westgarth still in the damn lineup? He played 7 terrible minutes in Game 4. He occasionally delivers a decent hit, but it's so painful watching him in a playoff game because he's slow, can't backcheck or play defense, and doesn't have the skills to overtake the Sharks on offense. (Wow, that description almost matches Dustin Penner.) Did you notice Westgarth on the ice with about 4 minutes left in the game when the Kings were trying make a last ditch effort? Yeah, I sure did because it made me think Murray had already thrown in the towel and was thinking about Game 5. Does Murray really think it's necessary to have Westgarth in the lineup for insurance in case the Sharks start roughing up the Kings? Sure, the Sharks are a physically big team, but it's not as if the entire Kings lineup is made up of players the size of Marty St. Louis or Nathan Gerbe. I'm sure if some of our players got roughed up, then Kyle Clifford would go after any Sharks player, because he's just that effing crazy....and awesome. Or does Murray really think Oscar Moller is that much less effective than Westgarth? I just don't see it. Moller is small and has had trouble recently getting knocked off the puck easily, but it's not as if Westgarth is all that good at holding onto the puck. At least Moller has speed and skills. Put that Swede in the lineup!
We all knew the Kings offense would have trouble putting in goals, but I've been shocked by how poorly the defense has played in 3 of the last 5 periods (not counting OT in Game 3). It's as if each player at one point is channeling Randy Jones, has a complete brain fart, and forgets how to clear the zone or cover his man. Did you see how wide open Big Ghost Joe Thornton was when he finally scored, and then proceeded to act like an effing twat and blow kisses to the crowd.
While all of these goals weren't Quick's fault, I still disagree with Murray's decision to keep him in the game. He already allowed 6 goals in Game 3, so give the guy a rest and just put in the hot stuff sitting on the bench. The way I see it, goalies are pulled for one of two reasons: (1) they play like shit or (2) to send a message to the rest of the team to wake up and play some G-D defense! A lot has been put on Quick and he's played really well at certain times, especially the first period of Game 4, but when the team breaks down and lets in two or three quick goals, it's time to give him a rest so he can start mentally preparing for the next game, get Bernier some playing time and playoff experience, and hopefully provide a spark to the rest of the team. I thought maybe Murray was going to pull Quick after the third San Jose goal in the second period, and I definitely thought he was going to yank him after the two quick goals in the third period.
Before the playoffs started I was prepared for the Sharks to sweep the Kings. But there was a glimmer of hope in the first two and a half games that the Kings could advance to the second round. However, the last game and a half reinforced my initial belief that the Kings don't have what it takes to be successful in the post-season this year. Most of the guys will be back next year, so this series will be a good lesson in why it's so important to play 60 effing minutes every game. And hopefully the Kings can stock up their lineup so Murray doesn't have to worry about only rolling three lines. Anyone think we can trade Penner in the off-season?
In the seventh grade, my health sciences teacher taught us the cons of doing cocaine.The only thing I remember was that as much as it takes you “high,” it’ll bring you down the exact same amount.Who knows if that’s true.Assuming it is, I’ll go ahead and say that tonight’s Kings game was like hitting the reverse switch on Meter Maid from Spaceballs with a vacuum filled with cocaine.
First period? Possibly the most jubilation I’ve ever felt as a Kings fan, second only to… oh… Krushelnyski scoring that OT goal against the Flames while being pinned to the ice… Gretzky scoring his 802nd goal… the Kings winning Game 1 of the 1993 Stanley Cup Finals… the Kings beating Detroit in OT in Game 6 in 2001… every time Bernie Nichols scored and did the Pumper-Nicholls.
Honestly, for every one of those first 4 Kings goals, my teammates/homies/wife/WAGs went absolutely crazy, together with the rest of the Kings faithful inside Staples Center.I haven’t ever experienced a feeling like that at a Kings game ever.
And then….. the second period happened.
It was as if Terry Murray went back to the locker room after the first period and said something like “Great job guys, great first period. I’m feeling pretty good about this, so let’s go home and call it a day.”And the team listened.
The first period gave me a high I’ve never ever experienced at a Kings game.The second period brought me straight down.Remember that final song from Get Him To The Greek?
Like the booze deep in my belly, I’m going down, down, down.
And for 20 bucks in the alley, I’m going down, down, down.
(Luckily, we weren’t nearby an alley.)
You know how I feel right now? Like the beginning of the 2005 season when the Kings faced the Stars for the first game of the season.Roenick (BARF) was our key off-season acquisition and gave us some attitude and pizzazz that we were missing for the past few years.My buddy DVR’d the game, but I couldn’t help but check the score after the first half of the game: 4-0 Kings.Oh yeah, I’m thinking.Stanley Cup here we come!
Unfortunately, checking the score halfway through the game was probably the worst thing I could have done.What happened next?I went to my buddy’s house, met up with some other friends, sat down to watch the Kings score 4-0… and then watched the Stars score 5 straight to win the game.Tonight’s loss was probably a little worse than that 2005 loss, but the sinking feeling remained: “The more things change, the more things stay the same.”
Actually, scratch that.
How do I feel right now?I feel exactly like I did 363 days ago – after the Kings blew a lead to lose to the Canucks 6-4.It was in our grasp.It was ours.Tonight, we took 20 minutes off and waved goodbye.
I’d LOVE to blame Penner or maybe even Terry Murray for not calling a timeout after the Sharks scored that second (or even third – or even fourth) goal.But the fact of the matter is that none of those goals were soft (unlike that first goal against Niemi).The team got beat and it was too much to ask of Quick to pull more magic tricks outta his ass.
Where do we go from here?We go right back to kicking ass for a full 60 minutes.And we bench Pennner and bring up Moller.Or maybe demote Penner and drop Westgarth. Or maybe call up Clune. And maybe we bring up Zeiler to take out Marleau’s knees.
Does anyone else think it’s slightly amusing that Penner and Ghost Joe (Thornton) both have 1 assist throughout this series?
Much love till my next post.
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Unbelievable. The only thing I can think of to say at this point is that I'm so fucking disappointed in the LA Kings.
(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
Zeus: Are you fucking kidding me?
Me: Yeah, seriously, are you fucking kidding me?
How the hell did the Kings blow a 4 goal lead?
It doesn't matter that there was almost two periods left in the game when they held such a substantial lead. A 4 goal lead doesn't mean you can stop playing defense or count the game in the win column. I can't bear to write anymore right now. Possibly more to come tomorrow when I have time to cool down.
What the heck am I supposed to rant about when the Kings shut out the Sharks? I've been thinking all day of things to write about and I'm coming up short because there's not a whole lot to say other than the Kings played a pretty damn good game. The power play finally had some success, Jack and Drew tightened up their games and, not only played well defensively, but got some much needed points, and Jonathan Quick was lights out. Who cares if Penner was 'better' this game or if Stoll wasn't there to win all the faceoffs or Westgarth didn't fuck up so somehow that translates into a positive (it doesn't) or Oscar Moller got knocked off the puck too easily because he's my size and he's playing against guys who are built like brick shit houses. Ryan Smyth, Justin Williams, and Oscar Moller did an exceptional job of cycling the puck. Trevor Lewis played well on the penalty kill and played a lot more minutes to fill the void left by Stoll. And, of course, Kyle Clifford, Wayne Simmonds, and Brad Richardson still had a huge impact despite playing far fewer minutes than most guys. I almost teared up when I saw the 3 Stars:
I'm so proud of the Kings for proving me wrong! Of course, it helps when your opponent is known to choke in April.
Since I'm still basking in the fact there will be a Game 5 and can't think of anything else to write, I'll leave you with links to other Kings blogs and a few from Sharks fans:
The Royal Half: brilliant commentary and another Heidi/Stoll joke, which NEVER gets old.
I really like Dean Lombardi and Ron Hextall, but I seriously question their judgement of Zeiler. He's an "energy" guy with limited skill (sidenote: I hate the term "energy" guy). He's perfect if the goal of every shift is to hit as many players as possible and rile up the team and your fans. The problem is, this the fucking playoffs, and the Kings have Dustin Brown, Matt Green, and Kyle Clifford the Big Red Dog, to deliver huge checks and still be effective offensively and defensively. I bet Zeiler worships Kyle Clifford, who is exactly the type of player Zeiler should be. But he's not. He doesn't even come close. Clifford is a scary looking dude, a Ducks fan I know called him, with a jealous twinge in his voice, "a beast", and as the season progressed, so did his skills, which were apparent in Game 1 when he almost won the game!
Zeiler, on the other hand, is a fucking liability in the playoffs, just like Kevin Westgarth. Did you see that one shift when the Sharks were in the Kings' zone for what seemed like eternity and it looked like the Sharks were on the power play? Westgarth looked lost on the ice as he tried to figure out how to play in a penalty kill scenario, Dustin Penner looked gassed because he's fat, and Trevor Lewis did his best to show his linemates how to play defense.
You have to feel bad for Oscar Moller, who has to know he's only in the lineup because of an administrative technicality. He's bite size and will look even smaller against the Sharks. He's not that affective fighting for pucks along the boards, but if he plays on a line where other guys can do that, then he should be able to use speed and make Kyle Wellwood look like a lazy piece of fat shit again. C'mon Oscie boy, prove management wrong and convince them you should be in Game 3 and not Westgarth.
Can someone (not a dim-witted Sharks fan, preferably) explain to me how Stoll gets a one game suspension while Zdeno Chara failed to get suspended for this:
Can someone (again, preferably not a dim-witted Sharks fan) please explain how Jason Demers failed to receive any kind of suspension (or review, for that matter) for his rendition of Superman?
The only explanation I can think of is that the NHL executives in charge of assessing suspensions failed to get tickets for Coachella this year. They'll probably shed a tear when Duran Duran plays "Ordinary World." And they should.
Please excuse me while I grab a glass of cold water to cool down from this weather.
The good news is that the Kings weren’t down 4-0 at the end of the first period like I initially thought was going to happen. The bad news is that we lost Game 1. The really bad news is that I feel exactly like I did a year ago after we lost Game 1 to the Canucks, a game we could have and should have won.
If there’s one thing that surprised me from last night’s game (besides Clifford almost winning it for us late in the third period and/or Richardson almost winning it for us in overtime), it would have to be Justin Williams.I never thought he was that great, but I was shocked at how good he looked out there.
I read goalie blogs religiously and the one thing that all minor league goalies say about transitioning to the NHL is how creative the shooters are. When a minor league player has the puck, goalies will say the shooter will have about three options to make a play (e.g., shoot, pass back to point, cycle behind net). When an NHL player has the puck, goalies will say the shooter has about seven to eight options (e.g., shoot, pass back to point, cycle behind net, pass across slot to open man, pass to point on opposite side, backpedal with puck and wait for more options, try to burn defenseman one-on-one, sprout wings, or do some other crazy move I have no idea about).
For example, the Kings without Williams and Kopitar are, offensively, a minor league team.Every single offensive plays goes like this: they skate with the puck out of their zone, they shoot from the blue line, and they try to score if a goalie is stupid enough to give up a big rebound.That’s about it.
Insert Justin Williams (“J-Dub”).He’s chasing pucks down low, he’s cycling, he’s shaking off checks from defensemen, he’s making critical passes and making Niemi look the other way while wrapping the puck into the net.J-Dub has fooled the Kings into believing they’re an NHL offense again.I never knew how good he was, and now that he’s playing again (and putting up points and making the Kings look much better than they actually are), I absolutely love it.
Then again, sharing my hermana’s traits, I was a total Negative Nancy (Negative Nathan?) before the start of last night’s game.I honestly thought San Jose was dirty enough to start taking cheap shots at Williams after his first shift, knowing that he’s not fully recovered from a dislocated shoulder.I guess I was wrong – they waited for Williams to take about 7 shifts.
Stoll
Yeah yeah, cry me a river about Stoll destroying Ian White’s face.Stoll is apparently facing a disciplinary phone call, but he was just trying to make a play and finish his check.Stoll’s not a dirty player and there was nothing dirty about his hit.You want to see dirty? Check out Jason Demers’ hit on Smyth.I’m no ref, but I’m pretty certain you’re not allowed to jump into the air like Superfly Snuka and throw your forearm into someone’s face.
Seriously, Sharks fans, open your eyes. If you think Stoll's hit was dirty and, therefore, should be suspended, then what did you think of Chara's hit on Pacioretty? Because I'm pretty sure White didn't suffer a fractured neck and it's not like Chara got hit with a penalty, fine, or suspension.
Random Thoughts
Can someone please tell me what Westgarth was doing in our lineup last night?I almost had a stroke after I found out that Moller was scratched for last night’s game and Terry Murray was going with Westgarth instead.I guess Murray was concerned that Clifford was going to get his face caved in, especially after Clifford’s recent showing against the Ducks.And I guess there was almost a moment of redemption when Westgarth had the puck down low in the second period and looked like he was going to rifle a shot past Niemi.And I guess the Sharks were scared shitless when Westgarth started shouting at their bench after the Clifford fight.But I don’t think the presence of Westgarth is going to stop the Sharks from taking dirty runs at Williams.We might as well insert some much-needed offense (Moller) instead of trying to scare the Sharks.
Can someone please tell Simmonds that he’s already made the team and that we actually need him to get some shots on goal instead of being Johnny Hustle and running around like a maniac?
If Drew Doughty is going to become the 2010 version of Randy Jones, we might as well forfeit the next three games.His arrogant attempt to channel his inner Rob Blake and destroy Logan Couture with a hip check was one of the most selfish and foolish defensive moves I’ve ever seen in a playoff game.
Doughty, you weren’t around when Rob Blake was on the Kings.Rob Blake only taught that move to one person: Jack Johnson.
If it sounds like I’m harsh on Doughty, it’s because I am.As a lifelong Kings fan, when your second overall draft pick gets a Norris trophy nomination in his second season, you tend to have pretty high expectations for him.Like Lidstrom-esque high expectations, especially considering Lidstrom was picked in the third round.
Goaltending?I thought Quick was solid, especially considering he stopped 42 shots.Yeah, that second goal was a little soft, but hopefully it’ll teach Doughty a lesson and play some smart defense.The overtime goal was just a laser – Quick was out beyond his crease so he had the angle covered, he knew the puck was going to the trailer (Pavelski), and simply just got beat.It sucks to go out like that, but at least it wasn’t a soft one.
What can the Kings do better to win Game 2?Find this guy.
Seriously, you had to know that was coming.
Also, I’m thinking of making this sign to take to Games 3 and 4.Good idea?
I think I'm about to get struck by a lightning bolt.
I know, I know, I'm wee bit late on this whole playoff preview thing. I wasn't even going to do a preview because of my Negative Nancy mood about the Kings' playoff chances, but then the guys at the sports blog 'Case and Point' asked if I could do a short preview of the Kings. For some reason I have a really difficult time writing things for this blog, but whenever someone asks me to write a guest post or small snippet I always have the easiest time. It went something like this:
Quick is awesome, Bernier is hot. Scuds is The Piece, Drew needs to step it up. Penalty kill rocks, power play sucks. Can we have the shootout in the playoffs just this year?
What a difference a year makes. One year ago I was so anxious for the playoffs to start. I spent a ton of money on playoff tickets for every single home game and I didn't care one bit about how much it cost me. I probably would have spent three times the amount, because F*ck It, I was going to a Kings playoff game for the first time ever! EVER!! I had sorta budgeted for it, but in actuality I probably only had enough saved for two games. Probably a good thing the Kings didn't make it past the first round.
This year....totally different story. Before playoff tickets went on sale J-Dubs went down with a shoulder injury. Then Kopitar and the entire Kings fan base cried in agony when he broke his ankle.
(photo by Michael Zampelli)
Oh Shit. Oh Shit. Oh Shit. Oh Shit.
And Dustin Penner-Squee/Mania/Tration has only 2 goals since he came to the Kings; recently he's looked a lot better on the forecheck, but he needs to score some freaking goals! I also opted not to buy the full playoff ticket package so I was in a bit of sticker shock when I realized how much the individual tickets cost. And to top it all off, I might have work obligations in the evening that may conflict with one or two games. Now that the matchups have been set and I know the Kings will face the Sharks in the 1st Round, I still have not purchased any playoff tickets. And I feel like a horrible fan when I say "I may not go to a playoff game because I don't think it's worth it to spend all that money just to see the Kings lose". Yep, I said it. And the crazy thing is I actually saved for playoff tickets this year, but now I'm being a scrooge and every time I watch Penner attempt a fancypants pass or Ryan Smyth gets completely outworked along the boards or Kevin Westgarth play more than 5 minutes or Jack Johnson or Drew Doughty cough up the puck, which then leads to a goal, or Jonathan Quick looks uncharacteristically soft, I have no desire to part with my hard earned money. I'm also really disgusted that the Kings lost 3 out of the 4 last games to end the season. They got blown out by San Jose, barely pulled out a win against Phoenix (to miraculously clinch a playoff berth), didn't show up on the road against the Ducks, and could not figure out how to beat Dan freaking Ellis to close out the season. The power play has looked piss poor the entire season and it became even more excruciating to watch the Kings man advantage yesterday.
By the way, the fake Dan Ellis twitter feed is hilarious:
I know I should have faith in my team and support them by buying playoff tickets, but I'm disgusted and frustrated with the lack of offense and terrible power play. I know I should say #IStillBelieve, but I don't. I'm just glad the Kings don't have to face the gingertwins in the 1st round again this year. I feel pretty confident that the Sharks will advance to the second round; I just hope the Kings can eek out at least one win.
